I present to you extreme retardation:
"Girls like tall guys. Get used to it. But girls also like good looking 
guys, guys with big dicks and guys with sociable personalities. The 
reason that being tall seems like such an huge factor is a lot of the 
other traits mentioned are found in tall people more often. But if you 
have a short guy who has the other three traits then he wouldn't have 
any problems."
Trust me, this asshole ain't trolling. Simple response to the above:  
"That's objectively false.  At least the big dick part.  The sociable 
personality part is probably false too.  The "good looking" part is 
subjective."