"Good Traits Are More Often Found In Tall People"

I present to you extreme retardation:

"Girls like tall guys. Get used to it. But girls also like good looking guys, guys with big dicks and guys with sociable personalities. The reason that being tall seems like such an huge factor is a lot of the other traits mentioned are found in tall people more often. But if you have a short guy who has the other three traits then he wouldn't have any problems."

Trust me, this asshole ain't trolling. Simple response to the above: 

"That's objectively false. At least the big dick part. The sociable personality part is probably false too. The "good looking" part is subjective."