It's Either School or McDonalds

Supportive parenting? You decide:

Son: Dad, I have something to tell you
Dad: What is it, son?
Son: I have dropped out of school and I am trying something different now
Dad: Alright son. Can you do me one favor?
Son: What is it?
Dad: I don't want pickles on my Big Mac


The above was taken from this thread.

These jokes assume that anyone who complies with school becomes successful, while any deviant automatically works at fast food joints.

If only the world was so black and white. Then all the underemployed/unemployed graduates would not be confused.  

"I did everything they told me to, but nobody will hire me. Why?!?!"

Cue the laugh of rich dropouts.