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Saturday, 25 January 2014

Delusional Mangina On Masturbation

Here's what one male "feminist" had to say about making fun of men who prefer masturbating. The reason I put "feminist" in quotes will hopefully become clear.

"When people call you a loser for shacking up with your fleshlight instead of a warm, living, flesh-and-blood woman, they’re not really making fun of the masturbating. No, they’re making fun of you for being so wholly objectionable to any sane woman that you’re left alone with only your hands and your sex toys. They’re making fun of you for being such a crazy misogynist creepazoid that you’ve actually managed to convince yourself, at least for the amount of time it takes to write a blog post, that your “hand will do more for [you] than a woman will.” 

What I read: "Oh, look at that guy loving his fleshlight. What a loser! He's not good enough for a real girl. Teeheehee!"

Now allow me to switch the genders into women preferring toys over real men:

"When people call you a loser for shacking up with your vibrator instead of a warm, living, flesh-and-blood man, they’re not really making fun of the masturbating. No, they’re making fun of you for being so wholly objectionable to any sane man that you’re left alone with only your hands and your sex toys. They’re making fun of you for being such a crazy misandrist creepazoid that you’ve actually managed to convince yourself, at least for the amount of time it takes to write a blog post, that your “hand will do more for [you] than a man will.”

Sounds retarded, right?

If a woman prefers her dildo over a penis, she'd be an "independent woman who don't need no man," and that's fine. Just because she prefers going solo for whatever reason does not mean she hates men. I want to know if the guy I quoted would attack a woman if she prefers masturbating over sex.

Oh wait, he addressed this issue:

"Here’s the thing. The reason the sex-positive feminists of the world describe female masturbation as liberating is because, for many women, masturbation is still a source of deep, deep shame, so much so that many are too skittish or uneasy to even try it."

How delusional do you have to be to twist every situation into "men are the creeps, women are the victims?" At least when feminists defend promiscuous girls, I understand the double standard because they're the ones mocked more, but "masturbation is still a source of deep, deep shame" for women? Are you kidding?

When was the last time you heard someone shame a girl for masturbating? It's always the virgin boys who are losers even if that's their choice, because somehow, it means they've "convinced themselves their hands are better." Men who don't depend on others for pleasure are shamed by double standards, but women are "liberated" when they do the same. Girls chat and giggle about their own sex toys, but when a guy buys something geared towards male pleasure, he must hide it lest he be labeled a pervert.

Even the guy I quoted realized how illogical he sounded because this was later added:

"Some less-than-careful readers have somehow concluded that this piece is anti-masturbation, or at least anti-male-masturbation. It is not. Guys, masturbate all you want. My critique was not of masturbation but of guys who actually think that a “pussy cartel” is trying to stop men from touching their wieners."

Then what was all the "crazy misogynist creepazoid" shit? His quotes were about men who liked sex toys more than women, not guys who were afraid women were stopping men from touching themselves (as if they could). Take responsibility for the "you can't get a girl" insults, or be smart enough to edit that out. Only "less-than-careful" writers would backtrack so clumsily.

People already link his blog all over the place, so I don't mind getting him 3 more views from my 3 readers. Go here: http://manboobz.com/.

Clever name. Hilarious read.

The original argument was not even about who masturbated more. A relevant survey would have been "who do you think is creepier: men with fleshlights or women with dildos?"

Summary? This asshole pretends to be educated by linking random studies and being snarky, but all I really get from him is "only masturbating losers criticize women."

Basically, this is the wrong kind of feminist.

1 comment:

  1. I didn't have to "convince myself." I just had to look around.

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